Greasy MSG Fried Chicken Now Cures Cancer

What? You didn't hear the news? Why, yes, Kentucky Fried Chicken now cures breast cancer. Don't believe me? See for yourself

Susan G Komen Foundation

That's it.....THAT'S IT!!!!!

I'm doing it. For years I've suspected this organization was a fraud, but this is the last straw. Considering this is the ingredients for the fried chicken, I think we now have proof that the Susan G Komen foundation is either full of idiots or they are a scam, actually promoting cancer to make money:

• Partially hydrogenated soybean oil (contains trans fats)
• High-Fructose Corn Syrup (linked to diabetes)
• Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) (linked to cancer)
• Titanium Dioxide (used in sunscreen)
• Yellow #5 (chemical coloring)
• Propylene Glycol (used as antifreeze in RVs)
• Rendered Beef Fat (gross)
• Red #40 (another chemical coloring)
• Sodium nitrite (linked to pancreatic cancer)
• Soy Protein Concentrate (may be processed with hexane)
• Sugar (refined)
• Sodium Benzoate (chemical preservative)
• Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat Protein (may contain hidden MSG)
• Beef Extract (eww)
• Corn Syrup Solids (more processed sugars)
• Liquid Margarine
• Sodium Caseinate
• Autolyzed Yeast Extract (another hidden source of MSG)

Don't support this organization people. They haven't found one cure since they've been in existence, yet there is a ton of proof out there that there is one through diet and natural therapies.

The rest of the world just must be laughing.